“You know I love Karl Rove… Sometimes when I can’t find him on TV, I’ll just put on a pair of wire-rim glasses on a loaf of ham, and I’ll pretend we’re friends. Hey Karl, you feelin’ all right? Your eyes look a little glazed.”
- STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
Speaking of eyes, Sir Colbert can do no wrong in mine.
Newest member of my vinyl family: Leave Here a Stranger by Starflyer 59.
WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT.

Russian bobsledder a little too pleased by Canadian wipeout. (via deadspin)
via the yfrog of Chuck’s Zachary Levi
via failblog
Vampire Weekend - Giving Up the Gun
Featuring cameos by Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, Lil Jon, and RZA of Wu-Tang fame. Yeah, you pretty much have to watch it now.
Me: Dad, you’re a…
Dad: Gem!
Mom: He’s a diamond in the buff!
Us: What?!
Mom: Huh?
Alec: Pants on the ground!
Mom: Not what I meant!
Dirty Harry - Alternate poster for this Clint Eastwood hard-ass cop drama. I like the combination of the colors with the bullet hole. It makes for one bad-ass image.
Yume Bitsu - Song Two
Psychedelic rock in the vein of all those weird German bands. Except without the weirdness. Okay, I guess it is weird, but still fantastic.

I stopped believing, you start to move
She was like wine turned to water
then turned back to wine
I stopped my leaving and the better man bloomed
And you can pour us out and we won’t mind
I was dead, then alive
She was like wine turned to water
and turned back to wine
You can pour us out, we won’t mind
A scratch around the mouth of the glass
My life is no longer mine
Our lives are not our own
Even the wind lays still
All I felt was fire and cold
And movement, movement
If they ask you for a sign of the Father
Tell them it’s movement, movement and repose
The breathtaking photography of Kevin Cooley.
(via redsuspenders)
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